June 20, 2004

Visions of Hugh Jackman in a G-String Dancing Through My Head...

Tonight I have the pleasure of going to Broadway Bares . It’s a yearly benefit for Broadway Cares Equity Fights AIDS in which all the stars and ensemble members of Broadway shows get together and put on a strip show. Each number is costumed by a different Broadway designer or associate designer and at the end of the evening they have the Rotation where the audience gets to stuff dollar bills into whatever the performers are wearing or not wearing. All the performers and designers work for fee and every cent goes to charity. It should be a lot of fun.

Apparently, two years ago, when John Stamos was in Cabaret, the theme was superheroes and he came out wearing nothing but a comic book over his naughty bits. (Way to go Uncle Jessie!) Last years theme was “Burlesque is Back” and Jane Krakowski, who was in Nine, did a number wearing a white corset. Part of her number entailed her hanging upside down from a white sheet, gravity took over and her tits fell out. Oops!!!

Anyway, I can’t wait to report back on all the naughtiness.

Posted by Clint at June 20, 2004 08:52 AM

Here's an article at Playbill.com that talk about this years theme and the history of the benefit.

Posted by: Clint on June 20, 2004 09:34 AM

Somehow, the thought of Uncle Jessie 90% naked makes me cringe more than anything, but I'd definitely be down to see Hugh Jackman in a comic book. Jane was also in Ally McBeal, which is (or was... *sigh*) the greatest neurotic female attorney show ever.

Posted by: Kristina on June 22, 2004 10:11 AM

how does the idea of John Stamos in next to no clothing make you cringe?! i would pay that man to walk naked around my apartment.

Posted by: Adrienne on June 22, 2004 04:05 PM

I guess I just don't think of John Stamos as sexy...

Posted by: Kristina on June 22, 2004 04:45 PM

Ucle Jesse 90% naked? Have mercy!

Posted by: Uncle Joey on June 22, 2004 05:27 PM

Well, if he was my Uncle Jessie, all I'd have to say is , "Incest is best RELATIVEly speaking."

Posted by: Clint on June 22, 2004 05:42 PM

You got it, dude!

Posted by: Michelle Tanner on June 22, 2004 06:17 PM

How Rude!

Posted by: Stephanie Tanner on June 23, 2004 06:33 PM

You're in big trouble mister!

Posted by: Michelle Tanner on June 23, 2004 06:35 PM

I used to suck dick for coke!

Posted by: Danny Tanner on June 23, 2004 06:40 PM


Posted by: Uncle Joey on June 23, 2004 06:57 PM