July 13, 2004

Pita Bread and Dirty Panties

Adrienne and I had quite the interesting day on Sunday. A brand new pita place, called “Pita Pan” has finally opened in our neighborhood. First Jamba Juice and then this. Affordable healthy food choices are finally becoming available. We are just too excited. Our expanded asses are thanking us.

Then we were hanging out in my apartment (which as mentioned before is upstairs from Adrienne) when my neighbor across the hall ran into David, my boyfriend, on his way home and invited her over. She works as a computer programmer and she tells us that she’s been laid off and she’s picked up a very interesting side job to pay her bills. Apparently she’s hooked up with a website who pays her to send her dirty panties to them so that they can turn around and sell them to fetishists. Get this, she gets paid $75 for a pair that she just wears for the day and a whopping $100 for a pair that she works out in. It’s all comletely anonymous. No pictures, nothing. Then she says she has to go to the gym and pay her rent. Adrienne and I didn’t quite know what to think about it. We just kept thinking, “She gets paid to go to the gym.” How great is that?

Posted by Clint at July 13, 2004 10:25 AM

ew, that's disgusting. i am totally only a fetishist for clean panties. but why, oh why, have you not found out the website for us? some of us could use a little extra cash, i am sure.

Posted by: michele on July 13, 2004 12:26 PM

I'm working on it. Next time I see her I plan to ask her. The first time it came up, I was so taken aback that I didn't think to ask. There is definite money to be had! ;-)

Posted by: Clint on July 13, 2004 12:30 PM