November 20, 2004

One tranny hooker coming right up!!!

You know your job is interesting when…

It consists of spending your day calling every agency and drag club in the city looking for “girls with accessories” to audition to play a tranny hooker. My favorite name that I came across in my searches was Harmonica Sunbeam.

You know your job is challenging when…

You’re calling every middle-eastern actor you can find to play a non-speaking role as a terrorist suspect who refuses to speak English. “Um, so we need you to say a prayer in Farsi or Arabic and then throw yourself off a building. Oh, and can you wear a turban too?” Because that’s not offensive, right?

And coming up next week…

Does anyone know where I can find a vegetarian drug-dealer with a Jesus complex and a pet ferret?

Posted by Clint at November 20, 2004 09:24 AM

Would a Superman complex work instead? I could borrow the ferret.

Posted by: danny on November 20, 2004 07:40 PM